Murt And His Beech Baron Mishap

May 28, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  6 Comments

.@TheLooWho causes @drfessel to pop virtual boner!

May 28, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  Comments Off

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Will Judicious1_ Write The Steubenville Monologues?

May 25, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  7 Comments

Won’t this be fun when Judicious opens her Steubenville Monologues on Broadway?

All of her friends can appear on stage for a few minutes of fame to scream something about “don’t look at us – you don’t own us” and other such proclamations!

Maybe Renee can proclaim to leave the girl whose reputation can not be named alone.

Maybe Connie can walk out and smile.

But leave it up to Judicious to land the serious blows like “don’t call us cunts if you don’t know us” and ”leave our innocent children alone – they need time to learn the ropes”!

Aronck2 can no doubt give the “I don’t even know where my Steubenville was last night, much less who it was with” speech.

And other such wise things.

Cougar @McGreggorsBack is the biggest tard around

May 22, 2013 |  by  |  Opinion, Smack, Spoof  |  2 Comments

If you want some good cheap entertainment just hop on over to McGreggorsBack.wordpress.com and get a load out of an old tard conspiracy theorist that resides in North Carolina. She is fucking crazy and fucking hilarious! She dropped this little gem on her blog today.

 Twitter is becoming wiser to the issues at hand.. And when a complaint is filed,  they want you to swear to what is occurring.. Twitter is making sure they have documentation for court actions.. DUH..  Do you sense the presence of FBI?  Never know..  They could be posting right along with you, throwing out comments you wouldn’t believe and collecting your post at the same time..

Mary… twitter doesn’t give two shits if someone calls you a crazy tin foil hat wearing nut. Neither does the FBI. Name calling and blog fuckery is not  a federal offense! Sorry to break it to ya, but the FBI is busy investigating real crimes, not whether someone called you a name on twitter. Now run and tell that to your boyfriend Tim Holmseth! LMAO

Connie Lulla Given Title of Twitter Angel By Aliens

May 22, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  7 Comments

Trinity Mobilizes Personnel To Support Moral War Effort

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Employee Relations Reported To Be Deteriorating At Trinity Hospital

May 21, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  Comments Off

TrinityGate?

May 21, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  6 Comments

It is being reported Trinity Hospital may soon be renamed Trinitygate Hospital.

Help @Judicious1_ support the poor chillrun of Steubenville

May 20, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  10 Comments

Everyone knows that the awesome Judicious is a Champion of the poor teen chillrun of Steubenville. Apparently teenage boys are puking and pissing their pants and hiding under their desks at school. We here at Radionewz.net feel the pain of those chillrun and we have teamed up with Judicious to help them out!

So everyone please send some adult diapers like depends to Trinity Health Systems in Steubenville, OH and Judicious will make sure they are given to these poor teenage children who are wetting themselves at school.

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After all, many NFL football stars are spokespeople for Depends. Maybe the star athletes of Steubenville’s “Big Red” can become spokespeople as well?

 

Timmie’s Big Key?

May 18, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  Comments Off

Timothy Holmseth keeps blogging that a “Florida Millionaire” (far from that status), is “the key” to an unsolved missing child case.

Bullshit. Timmie is allowed to continue blogging that nonsense because this woman’s brother, Eddie Boyle, likes to see her called a millionaire! LOL!

The only key this gal is known by is a key to a sleazy motel. :mrgreen:

Star found in hiding!!! #Steubenville

May 16, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  9 Comments

It’s been YEARS since the movie Napoleon Dynamite came out… Many are asking for a sequel!

Well now that we found him, lets all go ask him. Thank you Connie for showing us where ND is #lulz

Left side is “her” hubby’s pic and on the right side is John Heeter Aka: Napoleon Dynamite.

Same person? You be the judge

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Breaking news!! Judicious_ identity confirmed!!

May 13, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  3 Comments

There has been much speculation of who judicious_ is! Well after many months of digging, I have confirmed her identity!

It seems she was so hard to find due to her Avi. Then I used aging software to age her a few years and BOOM! A match!!

She has been using a photo of her “younger days” and with aging software I have found a new pic! Below you will see the Avi used by judicious and her aged photo many years later after it.

The years have been rough on her to say the least! But with old age comes sagging “eyes”

More to come on this story!
#Staytuned and #StayClassyYouSillyFux
-SS2D

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When she was 18!

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Aged 20 years! (From her current age) Now 50!!!

Count these mother f*ckers @CobraStaubs

May 10, 2013 |  by  |  Smack, Spoof  |  Comments Off

Make sure they’re all accounted for! LMAO!!!!!!!!

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Granny Mumbles Announces Investigative Team

May 10, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  4 Comments

Granny Mumbles aka McGreggorsBack aka MLee and aka numerous other anonymous nics, has announced the investigative team for her new firm.

First up is one Brianne Chantal. Ms. Chantal’s duties will be to write sensational headlines to lead the authorities in all the wrong directions, while Granny Mumbles pursues the right leads. Chantal is an expert in “wrong directions”!

Next up is Mr. Timothy Holmseth. His job is to write as much bullshit as he possibly can about crime cases. Mr. Holmseth is known to be able to write enough bullshit to fill the Grand Canyon in one day, so he is a perfect fit for Granny Mumbles. He will also be in charge of flooding the FBI with frivolous letters and complaints.

The team needed an investigator, so Granny Mumbles hired a man named Cobra Staubs. His qualifications are eating free lunches of fried chicken and drinking lots of free sweet tea to wash it all down. Granny doesn’t really want anything investigated – just wants an investigator on the team to look good.

Fake businesses are a must in the investigative business, so Granny Mumbles brought Eddie Boyle onto the team. An expert at creating fake businesses, short and overweight Mr. Bolye should do well for Granny. He won’t really have to do anything.

Granny will be in charge of the exclusive Kohl’s catalog research division and screen shots.

Steubenville Updates from twitter

April 30, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  4 Comments

Breaking Newz! Home of @CobraStaubs raided!

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Law enforcement is currently investigating @CobraStaubs…. When they executed a search warrant on his home, they discovered there was nothing to collect as evidence but this… According to reliable sources Staubs was attempting to sell this on ebay!

 

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The Muffy financial tragedy!

April 29, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  Comments Off

It is being reported out of Plantation, FL that a little pooch may soon lose it’s house.

It seems it’s owners have hit bottom! It’s a sad tale.

All of Muffy’s mommie’s money was mooched out of her by unemployed relatives and friends. Grifters!

At first, Muffy’s mommie said she lost her purse and was a victim of credit card fraud. Records showed she bought so much stuff without knowing it, she couldn’t make the payments.

Today, Muffy has very little food left and the bankers are at the door! :(

The situation is so grave, this blog has commuted the ban on Muffy’s mommie and she is now free to read. :)

Frank Bruzzese denies nervous break down. Family says he just went retro!

April 29, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  1 Comment

AG Eric Holder looking at Steubenville crime stats!

April 29, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  1 Comment

Steubenvillefacts brochure shows what will happen to bloggers who blog about them!

April 29, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  1 Comment

Steubenville schools revamp desk tent city! Future looks bright!

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Florida’s worst troll

April 28, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  4 Comments

Maria Burgun of Plantation Florida is the all time winner of the Troll Award with over one hundred obsessive clicks in a matter of days on www.radionewz.net – even though she’s banned from the site. How can anyone with a life, home, job, husband, kids, and little dog to tend to click on a website over a hundred times just to keep seeing a banned sign? How pathetic is that? Shaking, drooling, spastic clicking, checking, refreshing screen, GET A LIFE, fgs!

SCOOP: Eric Minor’s interview of Jane Hanlin tonight!!

April 25, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  5 Comments
Color Guard

Thursday, April 25, 2013 at 2:57 pm (Edit)

In an exclusive interview to be aired tonight on WTOV 9, new anchor Eric Minor asks Prosecuting Attorney Jane Hanlin on whether she agrees with City Manager Cathy Davis’s view that perhaps the guard should be brought in to Steubenville.

Here is a portion of that interview:

Eric Minor: Jane, the city manager thinks asking the Governor to send in the guard may be a solution to Steubenville’s problems, what do you think.

Jane Hanlin: I have been thinking of the same thing and I am researching the form necessary to ask the Governor for his input.

Eric Minor: Did you personally have contact with the city manager?

Jane Hanlin: No, Frank speaks for me and he is busy right now teaching a course on copyright infringement at Ohio Northern Law School.

Eric Minor: Well, do you have an opinion on the guard idea.

Jane Hanlin: Yes, as you know I have been involved with the Steubenville Board of Education for many years. I scratch their butt, they scratch my butt. Since most of the crime being committed in this town is by blacks, I am going to ask the Steubenville School Board to permit members of the Big Red Flag Band to come in as color guards.

Eric Minor: How would “color guards” protect the city? Aren’t they just usually cermonial?

Jane Hanlin: Oh! We would have a ceremony for them before they take to the streets.

Eric Minor: No, I mean how could a “color guard” cause any change.

Jane Hanlin: You know, those people on the streets would respect people of their own kin?

Eric Minor: What are you talking about?

Jane Hanlin: Colored Guard.

Hollywood, Florida man threatens RadioNewz and Jib Jab!

April 22, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  8 Comments

Hollywood, FL – A local man, Eddie Shitstain Boyle has announced he will bring down websites RadioNewz and Jib Jab.

Mr. Boyle accidentally found himself in a conflict with RadioNewz and then jumped to the conclusion he could worm information out of Jib Jab about that site. Since Jib Jab won’t have a clue as to who made the video he is offended over – he will then have to bring down Jib Jab!

This news service spoke to Jib Jab about the video in question. We were informed they did look into the matter and found out who ever made that video had rolled their IP so many times all it said was “I’m a tootsie roll” and “kiss my ass”!

Here is the video at the center of this controversy!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

@McGreggorsBack interviews on tv about Boston and forgets to put pink dildo away!

April 19, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  Comments Off

Note: always make sure your sex toys are out of view when appearing on national tv. Haha

Jane of Arc may have plans for YOU!

April 17, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  5 Comments

I want to have some fun with this, LOL…

 

Ok and alrighty – now all of you scumbags on social media know you were “allowed” to continue with your ratty little activities.

Each of you need to thank Jane of Arc for sparing your twitter, facebook, blog or whatever! With the stroke of a pen she could have destroyed them!

If Jane of Arc were not a decent, God fearing, honorable, lovable and just person – she would have stopped the internet. One word from Jane and it all would have ceased to work. The world would have been in turmoil. E-commerce would have been plunged into darkness. Countries would have been bankrupted.

Jane of Arc sat stoically by while you mongrels trashed her, her son, her intelligence and her work ethic. Most painful were the accusations that her work ethic was corruptable. She let you skate on all of this weasels, but you will pay later. Just wait!!

You think it’s just a rumor or a joke that Jane is psychic? Think again. Jane knows how to read a twitter! She instantly knows your IP, ISP, city, state, street address, your worst fears and most disgusting secrets.

Jane of Arc knows. And Jane intends to screw every social media lowlife later. Jane jokes that lowlife ryhmes with case knife! Get the picture?

Jane of Arc scoffs at the fate of her namesake – Joan. Jane says the only bonfire she will be attending will be the one she lights for all of her detractors, feuled with all of their time line records from twitter.com, including deletions! She’s good friends with @support.

Steubenville cougars demand access to males only bath house, may dox owner!

April 17, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  21 Comments

Rumor has it that a group of cougars on the prowl in and around Steubenville are demanding their civil rights be honored and they be admitted to the town’s males only bath house.

The cougar in charge of the movement is reported to have said at the Cougar Rally ” if Augusta National Golf Club, home of the Masters golf tournament could admit former U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice – well, Steubenville can get off it’s damned high horse and admit us to the males only bath house”!!

The leader of this movement also stated the following in an unofficial press release: “Trust me fellow cougars and all citizens of Steubenville, if our demands are not met – we will get on twitter and put the bath house on blast. Then we’ll see what happens to that corny little motto about building trust through community partnerships”!

They have also threatened to dox Cowboy Bob, owner of the bath house.

The local cougars have been extremely committed and steamed up since being informed all the area high school male sports teams have free memberships and visit the bath house regularly.

So, what’s the deal here? Is Angela Paterra a cougar or a wet nurse?

April 16, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  26 Comments

@Murtwitnessone Publicly Shames His Hags

April 16, 2013 |  by  |  Blog, Spoof  |  11 Comments

SHAMEFUL HAGS

McGREGGORS

BBS PAGE

 

BCP BLOG

 Murt was right for once. Not a single thing was written. Bad hags.

@Justice1_ revealed!!

April 15, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  4 Comments

Oh and here is Miss Eyes Wide Open tweeting!

OMG I think I wuz insulted! LMAO!

April 15, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  1 Comment

Life story of McGreggorsBack and Murtwitnessone escapades

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North Carolina’s biggest internet troll

April 11, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  Comments Off

My goodness. McGreggorsBack has been trolling today! 15 times in the blog and all today! I wonder if her neck is sore by now or if her carpal tunnel is acting up. Even more than that I wonder what she is looking for! She must be expecting something real real big!! :shock:

Someone needs to do an elderly wellness check to make sure she has at least eaten today. It’s getting late and she has taken no breaks at all! :(

Blogging For Buck$

April 11, 2013 |  by  |  Smack, Spoof  |  Comments Off

If it’s for a mental health evaluation – everyone chip in $20 – $30 if they keep her!

BLOGGING FOR BUCKS

McGreggors and lovmyck discussing common likes

April 8, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  2 Comments

You can bet they’d hit it!! :shock:

A familiar old dog chasing his tail again and again

April 8, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  1 Comment

Information Murt has requested

April 7, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  2 Comments

Murt has been asking why I left some info off of the list of what he owns. The Blue Book info is in red.

2000 Chevrolet Venture – Value $385.00  Based on condition

1987 Mitsubishi Mighty Max/S Pickup – Value $12.50  Based on condition

2008 Tilt Tandem Value unavailable.  Item currently pawned in a Pawn shop

1973 Mobile Home – Value -6,312.47  This item is in the red and has been abandoned. Murt no longer lives in it. County will soon demolish as structure has become a shelter for stray dogs and cats. Murt lives at  4317 Davy Street, Orlando, FL, 32808

This is what @Murtwitnessone thinks of his friend @McGreggorsBack aka the frog!

April 2, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  3 Comments

Our most famous sleuthers!

April 2, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  5 Comments

A lot of you no doubt wonder how @McGreggorsBack and @Murtwitnessone know the unknowable… and all the time.

They know what every tweet means and they even know the tweeters intention.

Both are amazing as they can interpret on to others from their own imaginations. That has a special name, but I forget what it is for now.

Murt and Mary have tried to keep their special sleuthing tool secret, but it’s been found out!!

Now you know how these two sleuthers can tweet and blog things about you that even you didn’t know!

They know your whole life story …. and then some!

@Murtwitnessone spotted attention seeking and fame whoring in Steubenville

April 2, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  5 Comments

Disgusting #Cougar #Drunk @McGreggorsBack masterbates to radionewz screenshots!

March 31, 2013 |  by  |  Blog, Spoof  |  1 Comment

New face for next one hundred dollar bill

March 24, 2013 |  by  |  Smack, Spoof  |  4 Comments

It’s been announced!

Alexandria Goddard, famous blogger, will be the face on the new one hundred dollar bill.

Congratulations Ms. Goddard. A living legend – and the first ever chosen to be on the US $100 dollar bill!

#Prinnie sightings everywhere

March 24, 2013 |  by  |  Smack, Spoof  |  7 Comments

Today has been quite a day for Prinnie sightings! They have been everywhere.

Rumors all over the place about how Prinnie is making tons of money and getting rich off of her blogging.

I don’t know. I can’t say, but I do know Prinnie had a private jet fly her into Fort Knox today.

What was she doing there? One can only imagine!

Another twitter meltdown on the fast track!

March 23, 2013 |  by  |  Smack, Spoof  |  Comments Off

Cougar @McGreggorsBack jealous of @prinnedidit

March 22, 2013 |  by  |  Smack, Spoof  |  Comments Off

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Bruzzese family watching Steubenville rape trial

March 22, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  Comments Off

Suspected Hanlin caravan leaving town following Steubenville rape trial

March 22, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  4 Comments

RadioNewz Exclusive: The #BigRed experiment that went all wrong!

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#BigRed displays support poster for Jane Hanlin

March 20, 2013 |  by  |  Spoof  |  1 Comment

Immunity for 3 in Steubenville rape trial

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