Mary Lee Tracker: @McGreggorsBack trip to Key West

July 25, 2012 |  by  |  Spoof

Before Mary Lee headed to Oregon to search for Haleigh and track down the dead head that abducted her, she went to Key West, FL and sleuthed around on the many sand bars available. Word on the street has it Mary stumbled upon a topless beach, and started questioning the ladies trying to relax in the sun. Showing them photos of Haleigh, various dead heads, photographs of children in Kohl’s catalogs, and other people of interest to her.

Timothy wanted Mary to take photographs of the ladies and send the pictures back to him, so he could review them, he thought they were relevant to his investigation into Haleigh’s disappearance.  When Mary tried to snap a few shots, the ladies didn’t take to kindly to it!!!

Lord have mercy Mary!!! We thought you had escaped the abyss!



1 Comment


  1. Nothing like having someone with huge botched boob surgery come up and terrorize you with her tits on a beach, worse than jaws. Interesting he needed spank material during a missing child investigation. It’s all about priorities and dead heads apparently.