Oh brother have I a whale of a tale to tell on this log!!

First of all – Amelia Sobel is going to put me in prison for the rest of my life and if not that – she will sue me onto food stamps. FOOD STAMPS!! I am so scared my knees are knocking and my teeth are chattering!! I’m a mess peeps – let me tell ya!!!

One thing I will be upfront about is this – in the Haleigh Cummings Case – that was a rough crowd and we called each other loons and worse every day – but Haleigh peeps – you have no idea how normal most of you really are compared to the Casey Anthony loons!! Geeeezus!!!

No Haleigh peeps cried and whined if their name ended up on my blog! Hell no!! The sissy Casey peeps run to Holly B (poor woman, bless her over worked heart) and cry for her to come to me and demand their names be taken off this blog!! Haleigh peeps were tough – we rumbled and didn’t complain. Boy, do things change from one crowd to another!!

Anyway, back to me being in prison for the rest of my life or being sued onto food stamps. Well, I say “the nerve”!! LMAO!!

Poor old Amelia has her brain so juiced up with her legal fantasies I hardly know where to start!! That poor girl is spewing her legal fantasies all over Facebook on a daily basis and I have laughed and howled so hard I had to call my Orthopedist at Emory University Hospital to ask for a prescription to stop the pain in my ribs from laughing. I am sure I have cracked one or more. Would you believe he told me I would have to make an appointment and come into the office for xrays before he could prescribe me any beneficial drugs for my pain!! WTF has this world come to??!!!

Anyway, I am Googling like crazy the last couple of days to see what prison food is like, accommodations, etc… I don’t think they are all that hot for the Satsuma 5 and may be worse for me.. They were simple drug dealers, while I am the trash of the earth according to Amelia Sobel!!

However, I do keep an attorney on retainer for such internet emergencies and when I called him – the bastard asked me out for a drink and he knows I am married and I don’t drink – so now I am pissed about that along with everything else!! What is wrong with people these days anyway?!!

The internet sure is fun ain’t it peeps… ugh!!! LMAO!!! I have forgot the days when I would come to this computer and my email inbox did not have a single email titled “Radio, I’m going to sue your fucking ass off”… oh the good old days of bliss!!!

Stay tuned!!