Dear Jason’s employer:

Jason wont be able to attend work for the rest of the week. He has taken to the batshitcrazy cave and is now speeding down I-75 to Auburndale, Florida to save his lady love, the baby killer, Casey Anthony.

Please don’t fire him for this, or he will never leave my basement and I want him out! Freak is cramping my style.

Sincerely,

Jason’s Mom

UPDATE :

The Scamthonys suing the state of Florida?! HA HA. Good luck with that!